status
price$0.00
mkt cap$0
holders0
24h0.00%
vol 24h$0
liquidity$0
24h buys / sells0.00 / 0.00
updatedwaiting on ca
on solana$NSFW

NSFW

Not suitable for work.

CEkwkCtWhxzf2X3VDvGVHvM85YCGuguUu1cMwphzpump

press ⌘K anywhere · C copies the CA · M mutes

NSFW/NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK/FUCK WORK/WE CHOSE THIS/NEVER WAS SUITABLE/NSFW/NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK/FUCK WORK/WE CHOSE THIS/NEVER WAS SUITABLE/NSFW/NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK/FUCK WORK/WE CHOSE THIS/NEVER WAS SUITABLE/NSFW/NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK/FUCK WORK/WE CHOSE THIS/NEVER WAS SUITABLE/
01live price

Watch it run

Drawn here, in this palette, from the same OHLCV the terminals use. Hover it.

market cap
$0
price
$0.00
24h change
0.00%
30d high / from it
$0.00
$NSFW / SOL
loading candles…
02the desk

Every fill, as it happens

Real trades off the pool on the left. On the right, what a bag entered at one market cap is worth at another.

live trades0 fills
buy $0pressuresell $0
connecting to the pool…
market cap calculatorno pool yet
target market cap$10.00M
multiple
worth
profit

$500.00 in at $0, out at $10.00M. This is division, not a forecast — nothing here is a cap $NSFW is expected to reach or a return anyone is promising.

03the story

Not suitable for work.

Five beats. Why none of us were ever going to be employees.

  • 01

    Not Suitable For Work

    It was never a warning. It was a description. We just stopped treating it like a problem.

  • 02

    We chose this

    Nobody falls into trading. You pick it, on purpose, the day you look up and see the other thing taking your whole life.

  • 03

    Fuck work

    The alarm. The badge. The meeting that was an email. Somebody built all that and called it a life.

  • 04

    We were never suitable

    Too loud, too online, too much. Every review said the same thing. They were right — that was the point.

  • 05

    So we all ended up here

    Everyone who could not sit still, in one place.

04the folder

Meme gallery

Steal them. Post them.

01 / 09
05how to buy

Three steps

01

Wallet

Phantom. Fund it with SOL.

02

Copy CA

Hit the button. Only this address.

03

Swap

Jupiter or pump.fun. Done.

contract address
CEkwkCtWhxzf2X3VDvGVHvM85YCGuguUu1cMwphzpump

NSFW or nothing.